It about that time again – bathing suit buying time and as many of us contemplate that torturous dressing room experience, here’s a little slice of schadenfreude courtesy of those people we’ve elected to public office.
Richard Nixon
Because it’s so easy to laugh at Nixon.
Winner of the award for Best Forced Smile.
Barack Obama
He borrowed the secret service guy’s shades.
Tony Blair
Hiding in the foliage?
Vladimir Putin
It’s funnier when you consider how sexy he thinks he is.
Nicolas Sarkozy
The only photo in which he’s taller than his wife… sort of.
Ronald Reagan
To be fair, he had to be at least 70 when this was taken. What’s Putin’s excuse?
Bill and Hillary Clinton
This was a stroke of Presidential genius. Why? Well, I don’t believe that nobody knew someone was taking pictures. I don’t want somebody to be able to get that close without permission without being tackled by a half-dozen secret service guys. If both Clinton’s weren’t aware, at least the President must have known and I can see why he would think twice about telling his wife. What she doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? Still, he knows he’s a little fluffy around the middle so he turns to a flattering angle and uses his wife as, essentially, a human shield for his less-than-fit physique. Honestly, what would the pundits prefer to discuss – his tummy or his wife’s butt. Well done, Mr. Clinton!
Dubya
And that’s the closest I ever want to come to finding a photo of Dubya in a swimsuit!
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